A Random Ramble

Transcript

Mic check, mic check, 1, 2, 3. Alrighty folks, buckle up because I have a feeling that this is going to be quite a ridiculous, ridiculous RambleFap. And if you've ever listened to any of my RambleFaps before, you know that the ramble part doesn't really exist because I can't actually talk during most of this, but we're going to do, I'm going to do my best.

We're going to see what happens. I am all prepared. I have had too much of this drink.

I've spent the past hour being teased by several of my friends. I've got water. I've got lube.

I've got my beautiful co-star, my favorite pink dildo, all ready to go. And I am clearly in a very interesting mindset. Anyhow, um, I'm going to shut the fuck up and play with myself after I have another drink.

Okay. So, I am naked on my bed, just lightly running my fingers all over my body. It's a little cold, so I am covered in goosebumps.

And, fuck. Of course, I can't help but think about what your fingers would feel like. Playing with my nipples.

Fuck. Running down my chest, my stomach. Up my thighs.

And finally, finally my wet, very, very meaty cunt. Hmm. Fuck.

Oh my god. I'm so fucking wet already. Fuck.

And, of course, hmm, I'm thinking about how you would touch me. Would it be light and slow? Teasing me? Making me beg you for more? Would it be fast and rough? Seeing how quickly you can push me to the edge? Seeing just how many orgasms you can pull out of me? Hmm.

Fuck. Oh my god. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh. Fuck.

Hmm. Oh. And, of course, hmm, the thought of you listening to this is turning me on that much more.

Fuck. I'm just imagining what it would be like if you were here watching me. Watching as I tease myself.

Watching as I finger myself for you. Hmm. You know I like to put on a show.

Fuck. Fuck. I just want you to fill me up already.

I know you'd fill me up perfectly. Hmm. Oh.

Oh. Fuck. Hmm.

Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh my god, I want you inside of me so badly. Fuck.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh.

Oh, I want to know exactly how you'd fuck me. Hmm. Oh, fuck.

Oh. I want to know how you'd make me worse. Fuck.

Oh, god. Oh. Oh.

Hmm. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Fuck. Oh, god.

Oh. Okay, so close. Fuck.

Hmm. Oh, god. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh. Oh my god.

Oh. Fuck. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Hmm.

Hmm. Oh, god. Fuck.

Oh. Oh. Huh? Ugh.

Oh, god. Oh, just like that. Fuck.

Hmm. Huh. Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.

Fuck. Please, please, please. Fuck.

Oh my god. Oh. Huh.

Fuck. Huh. Oh my god.

Oh. Fuck. Oh, shit.

I hope I'm not clipping. Oh, fuck. Hmm.

Yeah. Yes. Fuck.

Oh, god, please. Please, please. Oh my god.

Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh.

Oh. Oh, right there, right there. Fuck.

Huh. Oh my. God, fuck.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Oh, god, yes. Fuck. Oh.

Huh. Hmm. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Hmm. Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm so sensitive. I don't wanna stop. Fuck.

Oh, it feels so fucking good. Fuck. Huh.

Oh, god. Oh my god. Fuck.

Huh. Hmm. Huh.

Oh. Fuck. Huh.

Huh. Oh my god. Oh.

Hmm. Hmm. Huh.

Huh. Fuck. Oh, god.

Oh, fuck. Huh. Huh.

Oh. Fuck. Hmm.

Huh. Oh my god. Huh.

Huh. Oh. Fuck.

Huh. Oh, god. Oh, god.

Oh, my god. Huh. Huh.

Fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Fuck. Oh.

Huh. Huh. Hmm.

Oh, my god. My clit's so sensitive right now. Fuck.

Fuck. Oh. Fuck.

Hmm. Hmm. Huh.

Huh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, my god. Fuck. Oh.

Oh. Huh. Huh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh. Huh.

Yeah. Yes. Fuck.

Oh, god, please. Please don't stop. Fuck.

Oh, my god. Oh. Huh.

Huh. Fuck. Oh, my god.

Hmm. Hmm. Oh.

Huh. Oh. Huh.

Huh. Huh. Oh, my god.

Oh. Fuck. Oh.

Oh, my god. Oh. Fuck.

Huh. Huh. Huh.

Oh. Fuck. Huh.

Huh. Huh. Oh, my god.

Hmm. Huh. Huh.

Oh, my god. Oh. Huh.

Huh. Huh. Hmm.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, my god. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, I wish it was you here right now. Oh, holding my legs open.

Fuck. You're just making me come over and over and over. Oh.

Fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yes. Fuck. Huh.

Hmm. Hmm. Huh.

Fuck. Yes. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, god. Oh, my god. Fuck.

Oh. Oh, god. Fuck.

Fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh, my god. I'm trying to breathe. Breathing is good.

Fuck. Oh, my god. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Hmm. Alright, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind if I don't have something filling me up soon, so.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Do you know that I have fantasized about you fucking me in pretty much every possible way? Every position.

Everything from sweet and gentle to rough and completely unhinged. My pretty pink dildo isn't quite as satisfying as I think you'd be, but it'll do the trick for now. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god. Oh. Oh, my god.

Oh. Fuck. Oh, I just took that all the way to the base in one go.

Fuck. Oh, my god. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh, god. Mm. Mm.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my god. Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Mm-hmm. Mm.

Mm. Oh. Ha.

Ha. Oh. Mm.

Mm. Ha. Ha.

Oh, my god. Oh, fuck. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Oh, my god.

Oh, it feels so good. Fuck. Mm.

Oh. Ha. Ha.

Fuck. Fuck. Hold please while I readjust.

Oh, I need a little more leverage. Fuck. Oh, my god.

Oh. Oh. Oh, my god.

Fuck. Oh. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Mm.

Mm. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Ha. Mm. Mm.

Oh, my god. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Ha. Ha. Oh.

Mm. Oh, fuck. Mm.

Ha. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Just keep fucking me just like that. Fuck, don't stop.

Oh, my god. Oh. Ha.

Oh. Oh. Fuck.

Oh, my god. Fuck, I can't. Oh, my god.

Fuck. Oh. Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. Ha.

Ha. Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Fuck. Fuck. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my god. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Ha.

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Oh, my god. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Fuck.

Mm. Oh, nothing feels Oh. Quite as good as Mm.

Ha. Coming around your cock. Fuck.

Ha. Oh, my god. Oh.

Oh. Fuck, you're so deep. Mm.

Mm. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Oh, my god. Oh, my fucking god.

Oh, my god. Oh. Ha.

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Mm. Mm. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Fuck.

Mm. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Oh. Fuck.

Mm. Ha. Ha.

Oh, I think I can. .. Fuck.

Oh, I'm getting addicted to this. Oh. Oh, the feeling of your cock inside of me.

Fuck. Mm. Oh, spreading me open and.

.. Fuck. Filling me up.

Mm. Oh. God, you feel so good.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh.

Oh, my god. Oh. Fuck.

Ha. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Fuck. Oh.

Mm. Mm. Mm, fuck.

Oh. Ha. Ha.

Fuck. Mm. Oh, god.

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Ha. Oh, my god. Oh.

Fuck. Ha. Ha.

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Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Ha.

Fuck. Oh. Ha.

Oh, god. Oh, don't stop, please. Don't stop.

Don't you fucking stop. Fuck. Mm.

Ha. Ha. Oh, my god.

Oh. Oh. Ha.

Fuck. Ha. Fuck.

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Mm. Mm. Oh, my god.

Oh. Oh, my god. Fuck.

Ha. Ha. Oh.

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Mm. Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck.

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Fuck. Oh. Ha.

Oh, my god. Ha. Ha.

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Hey. Oh. Oh.

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Oh, my god. Fuck. Oh, don't stop.

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Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god.

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