A Ramadan Kareem Pie

Transcript

Hello? Hang on, my mom's calling. Here, give me one second.

Hey, mom, give me five minutes. Yeah, five minutes. Give me five minutes, then I'll be right back.

Okay. Hey, honey, how are you? Um, yeah, yeah, I can talk now.

I'm just helping my mom cook. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm still gonna do that.

I'm gonna tell her all about you. I'm just. ..

Yeah, I'm just waiting for the right chance. Um, but, yeah, anyways, we're, uh, we're making Maduba tonight, and, you know, I'll be all over that. Yeah, what are you having tonight? Sounds delicious.

But, um, Habib T, what's, what's this about? I'm, uh, I'm a little surprised you called. I know, I know.

It's been hard for me, too, even if it's just been a few days. Khalas, next time you call me, just, um, make it after Maghrib, please. Okay? Just at least until we break our fast, and then we can talk the night away.

Shukran, Habib T, I just, oh, I think of things I shouldn't when you call me. Type, um, Mama's getting impatient, so I gotta go, okay? Yeah, what is it? You know we can't see each other.

Habib, let's talk together. I, I don't know, my uncle's in town, and things are already weird enough when he comes, and so, if I'm gonna introduce you to my mom, I, I just want it to be the right setting, and so, I don't think it's time yet, and, oh, oh, just me and you, um, in the Ramadan, you, you realize what you're asking for here, right? Yes, I know, I know, we, we basically did everything before, but, Listen, you, you know exactly how I feel about us, and, it's just, it's Ramadan, and, I wish it didn't have to be this way, I, I really do, but, Um, okay, well, we have our Azuma tonight, but, I'll see what I can do later this week, okay?

All right, I'll see you soon, Habib. It's good to see you, too, and we break our fast in, what, like 15 minutes? Okay, yeah, uh, let me just grab my wallet, and I'll be ready to, wait, you brought food, why'd, uh, why'd you bring food, I thought we were, um, okay, yeah, uh, we can eat here, Uh, yeah, come in.

Oh, um, uh, just a hug for now, okay? Yeah. I know you don't like things this way, um, let's talk more about it in a second, okay? But, if we're, uh, if we're eating here, we better start cooking now.

All right, uh, what'd you bring? Salad? Okay.

All right, well, I'm not too prepared, but I can whip us up some kusheti. Yeah, I've got an alarm set for Ramadan, so, we're good. God, I'm starving.

How are you feeling? Not hungry? What? How? You woke up two hours ago? Man, the ultimate Ramadan hack, okay.

I mean, sure, I could probably do that too, my job is flexible, but, I don't know, I wanna give it an honest shot, you know? Hm? That religious? Is this that religious to you? Oh boy, you should see my parents.

Well, don't worry, I'm not going to become a sheikh and just start dropping fatwas, I just. .. Okay, look, I, I know I've been different the last few days, and I've just been trying to go at this maybe differently than you expected, and.

.. I'm not going to pretend like I've always been able to make sense of religion, but. ..

In the Ramadan, everything feels so simple, and, it feels silly to say, but, like, all of my problems kind of just go away, because I only have one problem, and that's that I'm really hungry. But, come the end of the day, I'll get to feast with the people that I love, and, it just gives me faith that everything's going to be okay. Even though some days I, I really don't know how much of it I believe, I mean, I hardly believe in myself sometimes, but, even when I don't know what's right and what's wrong, I, I can still try, and, and it gives me some space to really think.

Well, think about who I am, and, what I want out of life, and, about us, I just, I never thought that I'd ever find someone like you, and, things have been just, fantastic, oh my god, like, phenomenal. Every second I'm with you, I wish was two seconds, it's just, it's all so fast, isn't it? I know, I know, I know, Habibti, this is the first time this is coming up, but, that's what I mean by thinking, I just, when the Ramadan came, I, I never had to distance myself from someone before, and, that just made me realize, like, this is real, I'm, I'm in this, I'm real.

I'm really in this, and, I care so much about you, I, I wanna do things right, and everyone's telling me something different, like, every other day, mama's telling me, and, I've got religion saying one thing, my body's saying another, and my brain's saying, run, and my heart's saying, I'm, I'm saying a lot. I, I know some of it might worry you, but, I just don't wanna make a mess of things, I wanna, I wanna figure this out, and, I want it with you by my side, and, I don't know what's right, but, I'm hungry, so, let's just enjoy tonight, okay, and, if you really wanna talk more about it, then, we can do it after food, okay? Okay.

Alright, well, koshary's ready, so, let's get your salad done. Let's see, okay, um, I'll do the carrots, and you chop up the cucumbers? Yeah, nice in the drawer.

Okay. What's this? That's how you're cutting it? I bet you, maghrib is in just a few minutes, you really think you have all that time to just willy nilly, oh my god, here, here, no, let me show you, let me show you how to chop.

What do you mean my chopping can't be that different? You see how I just bulleted through this carrot? There is no way that I'm making it in mama's kitchen if I cut that slow, no, here, if you wanna get along with my mom, then you're going to need to learn a thing or two, okay?

So, here, here, let me get behind you and I'll hold your hands as you hold the knife and carrot, alright? Yes, okay, no, this, this is exactly what you need, alright? Okay, first, you have to make sure you hold it right, yeah, let me move your fingers, yeah, yeah, there you go, alright.

Now, you wanna, you wanna angle the carrot right about, hey, Gizzy, okay, we gotta get this done. Alright, yeah, so that angle's good, now, let me guide your hand. You see that? Nice and smooth, the elegance, just like you.

You look beautiful in this dress. Okay, alright, now, let's do that again, yeah, there you go. Now, you can try going a little faster, yeah, you're a natural.

Okay, so, you go ahead and take care of that, hmm? What, no, you, you basically got it, you don't need me to teach you anymore. You still want my hands on you, alright, well, whatever it takes to get this salad done.

Alright, yep, yeah, there you go, you got it, smoothly. Hey, totally on your hips back, I see what you're doing. This is a very professional culinary instruction, okay? Yeah, keep slicing.

Wow, you picked that up fast. What's my favorite dish? Well, I think the Jordanians got it right with mince-off.

Yeah, but my dad's not a fan, so, my mom doesn't make it very much, yeah. You'll make that next, no, you, you don't have to make mince-off. No, I'm not, I'm not gonna have you make mince-off for me, that, that takes forever.

Anyway, here, just, I can finish cutting this up. No, it, Maghreb's about to come in, it'll be so much faster if I do it, it's so easy. What, I, I don't understand why you wanna make mince-off, so, like, you really don't have to do that for me, okay?

Here, and just give me the knife. You just wanna see me happy? This can't be wrong.

Oh, these last days were so hard. People were asking me if I was hungry all the time. But they didn't know who I was hungry for.

Oh, I know, baby, I know you want more, I do too. But not until after Maghreb, okay? Until then, just some soft kisses.

Soft kisses on these beautiful lips of yours. Yeah, yeah, tongue feels a little different with our mouth so dry, but. ..

Okay. No, enough, enough, we have to slow down. I won't be able to control myself if we keep going.

Yeah, I should probably finish prepping the last bit of food. What? No, we can't right now? Wait, are you allowed to swear? Does cursing break your fast? Like, have they settled that? No, I don't know, okay, alright, whatever.

No, we can't, we can't fuck right now, no. Habibti, it's literally 4 days until Maghreb. No, of course, I want you, I want you so bad.

And I'll have you in 4 minutes if you just wait and. .. Oh, no, no, no, no, baby, that's not fair, come on.

Oh, you know what it does to me when you nibble my neck like that. Oh, God. Okay, alright, well, let's just, let's go to the couch.

Oh, come here. Oh, yeah, just sit on my lap facing me. Alright, we'll mess around a little bit, okay? Oh, a little bit of innocent kissing.

Mm-mm. Oh, your arms up on my shoulders while my hands trace your waist. Just enough to scratch that itch, okay? Then we'll grab a quick bite and.

.. And I'll take you into the room and. ..

Just show you how I really feel. Oh, you can't wait? Oh, no, me neither.

What? You really can't wait? You know the rules, we have to.

.. Oh, okay, alright. Oh, no, no, no, you're.

.. Okay, your grinding is making this more than innocent kissing. Of course I want it, you know that, you can feel me getting harder underneath you.

With you adjusting yourself so you can grind right across my bulge. Oh, the pleasure feels so relieving for you. Oh, so you know exactly what I want, but.

.. Oh, it's just, it's not a matter of desire, it's a matter of. ..

Oh, fuck, okay. Alright, just go slow, okay? Yeah, I just, I can't come until after.

.. You know, okay? Oh, you really are perfect, you know that? In every way.

Especially your body. Every time we touch, I. ..

I think I know how good you'll feel. Oh, but you take me by surprise every time. Oh, yes, with your body pressed up against mine.

Oh, yes. Running my hands along your legs. You know how much I love your breasts too, don't you? No, no, I can't touch them now.

I'll get too excited. Oh, hey! You just smother me with heaven.

Okay. Yeah, I can suck on them, right? I mean, I'm not ingesting anything, so.

.. Yeah, I think I can take it. Oh, you taste so good.

Oh, yes, I needed this. Oh, I really needed this. Oh, just the way you like it.

Oh, I love seeing you so excited, babe. I love seeing you so happy. Oh, I'm happy too, yeah.

I have all I need. Okay. Okay, yeah, you can go a little bit faster, okay? Just a little bit, okay? Just a little.

Okay, I said just a little bit. Oh, this is getting too much. Oh, this is getting too much.

Oh, you just feel too good, and I want you so bad. Oh, I've been fighting my cravings all day, and I. ..

Oh, I can't take it any longer. Please slow down, please slow down. Oh, please.

Oh, I'm so hard, and it hurts being stuck in my pants. Oh, just slide off for a second, and. ..

Oh, let me breathe, okay? Okay, all right. Oh.

I'm sorry, babe. I just. ..

Just another few minutes, and I'll. .. What are you doing? No, you don't need to take it out for space.

I just need to wait. No, no, no, no, stop, stop. Don't you dare take your panties off.

I know what you're thinking. Don't. ..

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We need to at least grab a condom. Just say, Bismillah, what? Oh.

Oh, your pussy feels so good. After not touching myself for days. Oh, fuck.

Oh, please just do as little as you can, okay? Oh, I'm on the edge, and you're making it really, really hard. Oh, how much longer until.

.. Oh, the way you're riding into me. Holy shit.

Oh, you feel so unbelievably good. Oh, but I know how much better it can get if. ..

Oh, and that's what makes this so. .. Oh, yes, yes, yes, you can do it, you can do it.

Oh, fuck, just hang on, buddy, you can do it. Oh, thank God. Oh, yes, I'm gonna fuck you straight into heaven.

Straight into heaven. Oh, yes. Oh, you're gonna get everything you want and more.

Oh, no, come with me, baby, come with me. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, that feels so good.

I'd fast another year if I met you at the end. Oh, come here, please, please. Don't stop kissing me, okay? No.

No, I'm not hungry anymore. I'm very satisfied right here. Yeah? Do I love you? What do you think, my love? Oh, my heart.

Oh, my eyes. Oh, my life. I love you.

Hey, my family's having me over for iftar tomorrow, and I think you should come. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. I will.

I'll never doubt myself again.