A Proper Introduction

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Hi, so I thought that it was the perfect opportunity to do a new RambleFap. It is about 11pm and I just got out of the shower. It's been a long, really hot day.

I have a glass of my favorite wine on glass number 2, actually. And I have spent the past 2-3 weeks at my sister's house with zero privacy because I was in the transition of moving. And moving is such a hassle.

I have been so stressed out between ordering new appliances and new furniture and trying to get everything packed up. And now that I am finally here, I could not wait to open up all of my toys to play with. I actually ordered a new one over the past week.

It is the Flexer. It's the one that you can remote control with an app. You can either remote control it yourself or have somebody else do it for you, which is super fun.

And I thought, why not? This is the perfect time to do it. I need a little bit of stress relief.

So, I am going to. .. So I'm sitting at my computer desk.

I have a little portable mic, but I wanted you to be able to hear everything. So I decided to sit at my desk and make a mess in my chair. If I'm being quite honest with you, this is not the first time I've come in this new place.

The second that I got the keys, I went straight to the back bedroom, dropped down to my knees on the floor, and finger fucked myself until I came everywhere. I just felt like I had to break the place in properly, and yeah. But now I've unpacked all my toys, they're all clean and organized, and I want to play with this new one.

I am just going to get it wet with my mouth. God, okay. Oh, did you hear that? It turned on.

Okay, I'm just going to put it in. Oh, fuck. This chair squeaks so bad, and it's like brand new.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and turn it on, and get it connected.

Oh, fuck. God. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, I think. Okay. Okay.

Have you never played with one of these before? On the app, there's like two different ways you can do this. You can like swirl two fingers on the screen.

One connects like the vibrations. Fuck. And then the other one, it mimics like a fingering motion.

And while the fingering motion feels good, it definitely doesn't just completely feel as good as real fingers do. You can probably hear it. But when it's paired with the vibrations, it feels really good.

Okay. Fuck. I don't know how people continue to talk through these.

I went searching through the app the other day. And like all different. ..

Like, fuck. You can create like your own. ..

Fuck, that feels so good. You can create your own like patterns and stuff and save them. And keep them just for you.

Or you can make them accessible to the public. When I played with this the other day, it was fun to go through. And see what other people's patterns that I liked.

Fuck, that feels so good on my fucking clit. Oh, fuck. And it's like only a quarter, like a quarter of the way up right now.

Like, power. Fuck. I really.

.. Fuck. I'm gonna try to blow a bit more.

Fuck. Oh my god. I, um.

.. I need to figure out a way. ..

Holy fuck. I need to figure out a way to be able to easily melt my good mic, this one. Fuck, my bed.

Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Fuck.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. Okay, okay.

Oh, fuck. Cause, I wanna be able to like, like have, be able to use my good mic but. ..

And also be able to like, get in different positions for you. Like specifically doggy. I fuck myself, because that's my favorite.

Fuck. But I, this feels pretty good too. Fuck.

God, that's gonna make me cum so fucking hard, I just know it. Oh, fuck. And I think, um.

.. So. ..

The, one of the times I've used this. .. I was laying down, and I had to like.

.. Oh, fuck. You know, it's not like strapped to anything, um.

.. And I was like, tightening around it. Oh, god.

But, when you sit on it and it puts pressure. .. Fuck, like right on my fucking G-spot.

And it does like, oh, fuck. Fuck. It does like, like give me the emotion.

Oh, fuck. Okay, I'm gonna turn it up some more. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, god. Fuck. Oh, my god.

I don't know how loud that is for you, but it fucking feels good. Oh, god. Oh, fuck.

Okay. Oh, fuck. When I was, for the past couple of weeks.

.. I haven't had any privacy. So, I would just cum quietly in the shower at night.

Fuck. And it feels so fucking good. To be able to moan.

And whimper. And not have to be quiet. Fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. That feels so fucking good. Oh, fuck.

I pinched my nipples. They're so fucking sensitive. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. It feels so fucking good.

Okay, I'm gonna turn it. .. I'm not even like halfway.

I'm not even fucking halfway up. Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Fuck. Oh, god. Fuck.

God. Oh, fuck. Oh, god.

Oh, fuck, that feels so fucking good. That feels so fucking good. I missed this.

I missed it so fucking much. Fuck. Not being able to fuck yourself properly for weeks drove me fucking crazy.

Because I'm not quiet. I'm not fucking quiet at all. And having to be quiet when I cum is so hard.

Fuck. Oh, god. I'm gonna turn it up some more.

Oh, fuck. God. Oh, god.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck, I wanna cum. I wanna cum.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum.

Oh, god. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Okay, okay, get down. Oh, god. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my. .. My seat is so fucking wet.

Fuck. Oh, fuck. Hmm.

Wow. I, um. ..

I really like this new toy. And the remote part of it. Oh, god.

It'd be so fun to play with somebody else. Hmm. Um, thank you for listening.

Yeah.