❤️ 🏴‍☠️ A Pirate Wife for Me 🏴‍☠️ ❤️ (F4A) (Femdom Pirate Wife) (Seductive Swashbuckler) (Honey, I’m Home) (Lavishing You with Gifts)

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There once was a ship that put to sea, and the name of the ship was. .. Hey, Mimi.

Oh, are you trying to sleep? On a pirate ship? I thought you were supposed to be smart.

Anyway, aren't you going to give me a hug? Why? Because I'm your wife, and people tend to hug their wives.

Especially when those wives have been on a dangerous expedition and need love from their baby. What? What have I done now? Really? Because it doesn't seem like nothing.

Is this by any chance about the fact that it took longer than I expected? My sweetheart, I can't control the sea. Sometimes it takes longer.

Especially when your crew are a bunch of drunken degenerates. We give them way too much A.O. I blame you and your generosity of spirit.

If I had things my way, way tougher. Glass of rum, crust of bread. Take it or leave it.

Yeah, but I don't pirate to be popular. I pirate because we're both very good at it. And also it's how I met you, and also it's very fun.

Well, don't you want to hear a little laugh? Fantastically. There was swashbuckling fining and my favorite, financial gain.

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's wife for me. I take my looning responsibilities very seriously. Because we are living in a material world.

And I am a material girl. No, not too dangerous. Just, you know, the perfectly acceptable amount of dangerous.

With sharks, pirates, locals who didn't take too kindly to us being on their island. You know, normal stuff. I was perfectly fine.

I had knives, swords, incompetent degenerates. Couldn't have been safer. Well, except maybe if you had come.

Who's guilt tripping? I'm just stating facts. It's not my fault you're a whiz with a sword.

Baby. But I love you very much and I've missed physical touch. Don't deprive a thirsty woman of her booty.

It's cruel. You're not cruel. But I'm dying of thirst.

Look. Baby. It's your duty to take care of the captain.

Heartless Harvey. Love me. Because I'm whipped for you and died by the bounds of matrimony.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Hug me. You're the only person I can stand that I've seen. Excuse me.

Coming from a wife of over 10 years. That's extremely high praise. Spouses and their unrelenting expectations.

Good job, you're very pretty. Hug me. Please.

Please. Too bad. You're hugging me.

I'm going to start bad. Ban the person in it. Equal amounts.

I missed you very much. So much. Well, since you're the only person I actually really like.

I miss you. Like crazy. Come with me.

How'd you get to be so smart? We already had plans to fulfill. I know, I know, I know.

You see, this is why we work so well. We do all the practical important stuff and I'm like, hey. Treasure.

Speaking of which. You didn't think I'd come back empty handed, did you? Free.

Have you ever seen a pearl that big? Me neither. When I saw it, I just thought, yeah.

That will definitely get me out of the dog house. And it will probably make them very happy. And forgiveness for being late is only something a strong and decent person would do.

And I don't know anybody stronger or more decent. You forgive me? Good.

That means I can squash you. I might actually sleep tonight. I don't sleep when you're not there.

It's very annoying. Which is why for our next excursion, I insist you're coming with. Because I need someone I can stand.

Besides, I might need you. While the water we're going through next time. Siren and faster.

What do you mean? No. I would never cheat on you.

I'm not stupid. You're so good at knots. If I'm going to be tied down, I only want to be tied down by you.

Why do you think I married you? Beautiful, smart, good at tying knots. I picked it so I put a ring on it.

You smell like things other than vinegar and sweat. A crew full of disgusting, smelly degenerates. Can't really compare.

By can't really compare, I mean they're revolting. I don't have to like them, I just have to lead them. Where's you? I need you to like me.

Preferably love me at the same time, but you know, I don't want to be picky. Do you remember our wedding? Both drunk and scared.

Convinced our fathers were ruining our lives. Pirate gangs are annoying like that. Who wants to marry? Shut up, old man.

Oh, here he goes. Another stupid idea. Another stupid person for me to.

.. But then I saw you, I um. ..

I thought, huh? At least they're fuckable. But you are.

You're very beautiful and desirable and, as proven through experience, very fuckable. Excuse me. I'm a swine you married.

I'll say this for the old man. He was right about you. What did you think about me? Were you blown away by my tits? Were you enthralled with my luscious mane? I look like a harlot, huh? Well, I aim to please.

Harlot. I'm gonna remember that. I'm the harlot with a heart of gold.

More importantly, I'm the harlot with treasure troves full of gold. One for you, one for me, one for future babies. Speaking of which, we should probably get on that.