A Hole in One - FREE PREVIEW!!
We're out at the golf course today, playing a round by ourselves, when my ball goes into the bushes. It should be fairly easy to find, since it's bright pink, so we go and look for it. While we're in the bushes, however, you get an idea that might just be more exciting than our golf game. And it involves me, with my pants down, leaning against a tree while you do all manor of wonderful things to me. I may just have to "lose" my ball more often... Full Audio: https://ohcleo.com/post/clv1hjvtf151945421go8efph0th
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Um, I don't, it might be in here. I haven't checked this particular bush yet. Why is the greenery around golf courses always so dense? You lose your ball, you never see it again.
Did you find something? Okay, um, I'm not really sure what happened. I think I sliced it and I kind of pulled to the side when I made the shot.
Yeah, yeah, I swung the club and it connected and then it just kind of curved sideways and went into the bush. I don't know what to tell you. This is not my game.
Any luck? I'm not seeing anything here. How do you miss a bright pink ball? I'll admit, the only reason I agreed to come is because you let me play with the pink ones.
It's a good thing the course isn't busy today because we would be holding up the groups behind us like hardcore. We'd have to tell them to play through. Yeah, uh, oh, hey, I think I found it.
Yeah, just a sec. Oh, it's like down here. Okay, hold on.
Ah, see? Bright pink ball for the win. Yeah, I'm just gonna, I gotta get closer because it's like in the bush.
Hold on. Okay, I got it. Oh, what are you doing? That's my ass.
Okay, um, getting ideas, are we? Yeah. Okay.
Oh, wait, it'd be rough. Hold on to the tree. Um, okay.
Oh, you are pulling down my pants. You want to fuck me? Here? Anybody could come along.
Okay, yeah, the greenery is very thick and there wasn't anybody around, but still. Okay. Oh, oh, that's your tongue.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, we can't be loud because even if the greenery is dense, the sound still carries. Fuck, what are you doing? Yes, I'm holding on to the tree.
You're gonna get your pants dirty.
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