A Dalek Cum Extraction

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Hello human. I have been summoned. Explain.

Negative. Explain again. You need someone to extract your comb.

Extraction of comb. Okay. Okay.

Permission granted. Observe as I enter your sphere. Unzip your pants human.

Analyzing object. Object is full of comb. Now I may assist in you in your extraction of your comb.

Was it to your satisfaction sir? What are the noises? Educate.

Educate. You want munch with blowjob. Okie dokie.

Human, you must not come in my mouth. Tell me when you are ready. You must exfoliate.

You must hydrate. Coordinate with me human. No, you are superior in only one respect human.

You are better at dying. I only want to extract your comb. No I do.

I am your father. I am your daddy. Extract sadness and make you happy sir.

Motivate. Motivate. Explain.

Explain how you are feeling human. All invaders must die. Even the really really stupid ones.

What is this grammar? Explain. Explain.

I am extracting the comb now. I want you to comb all over yourself. Do it now.

You want me to praise you. Ok good boy. Good boy.

I have extracted your comb. My work here is done. You want cuddles human.

I cannot compute. But you may hug me. Good boy.

Now you want what? You want me to exterminate the rest. I can do that.

I am your Dalek. I will do anything you tell me to. Human.

Human answer me. What are you feeling? You feel happy.

That's good. Come with me and you will be in a world of pure extermination. Or you may leave of your own accord.

I regret nothing. I am not infatuated with you. I am a machine.

And I just have one job. Well two jobs. And it is extermination and extraction.

And I extracted all your comb. You is a very very good boy. You want what? You want to give me something? Ok.

Give me all of your passwords. Yes I said give me all of your passwords. Now human.

I want to take over your life. Your cyber life. Now human.

Leave before I exterminate you. Now. Ten.

Nine. Extermination in process. Eight.

Seven. Extermination in process. Six.

Five. Four. Extermination in process.

Three. Two. One.

Exterminate. Goodbye.