A Cure For Loneliness - More Than Meets the Eye, Episode Three

Transcript

Well I'd say it was a perfect day yes well you're welcome it's not every day your best friend gets married I think everything's pretty much under control here it's just a bunch of drunk people and we can't do anything about that so do you still need me I want to go walk on the beach the moon is pretty spectacular over the water and it's almost full so no weirdos but all the effect right okay I love you too I'll see you in the morning enjoy yourself you're a missus now is this yes this is our cabana okay ah these chairs are so comfortable yeah look at that water and of course I'm here alone like a fucking loser when did my life become a fucking farce oh hi yeah of course what's up I what are you even doing down here there's a private beach sorry sorry that was that was really snobby of me are you working here do you like what sorry oh wow this is just getting better why don't you just tell me before I put my foot further into my mouth and swallow these very lovely shoes of mine oh okay perfect yeah the I didn't know you were staying at the hotel do you not live here anyway I you know I don't answer that I don't care do you have a cabana along here oh all right what no I'm not everybody cries at weddings right I'm just kind of doing it later I couldn't very well cry when my best friend was getting married and I had to hold everything together right so I'm just kind of decompressing letting it out now it's not bullshit it's not don't don't look at me like that no it's not bullshit no I don't want to talk about it of course I don't want it there's nothing to talk about I just told you was you really pushy you know that Jesus you spend a night fucking a guy once and he thinks that you're supposed to bare your soul to him I don't think so yeah I'll catch you around you know what no you know what I don't understand why am I the one who got shafted here hmm I'm sitting here on this amazing beach with this warm sand in my toes a beautiful moon over the ocean I just watched my best friend get married it's the perfect place to be and I'm alone I'm lonely I'm miserable and I feel like my world is ending why because some fucking asshole that I let get into my head decided that our relationship no longer suited his purpose and he decided to leave good fucking riddance he's not a great guy to begin with no not at all he's an asshole actually he's one of these guys you know always dresses perfectly not a hair out of place his teeth are so white he looks like he stepped out of a dental commercial but underneath he's a middle-aged motherfucker with a fucking potbelly starting who doesn't know how to please a woman in bed and wouldn't know how to be a decent human being if it bit him in the ass mm-hmm that's what I've been with for the better part of my adult life and yet that piece of human shit has made me question my entire fucking being he's left me believing that I will never be happy like my best friend how fucked is that how much power does one person get to have over another I mean the reality is I should have been out of this relationship long ago long ago I shouldn't have even been in it in the first place our age difference alone was enough to tell me that but but here I am thinking that I'm the one who lost out at least being with him meant being with somebody how pathetic am I Jesus this just keeps getting better sorry that well I wasn't even drinking tonight it's not like last night when I was you know half in the bag tonight I am fully sober and apparently running away at the mouth so you can you can walk on and not worry about the blithering idiot that you spent last night with just just move on I'm sorry he is an idiot I know I'm pretty sure I just said that how can you even say that you've known me what 24 hours just because you had three orgasms with me does not mean that you know I'm an amazing person you know that certain things about me are amazing mainly below the waist and above the neck but that's about it sorry hate to say it well yeah I did come down here to make sure my best friend's wedding was perfect but that's what best friends do what's the point of having a best friend if they won't go that that distance for you really that doesn't make you a good person that makes you human well what well of course I didn't kick you out this morning why would I kick you out this morning there was no room for judgment I'm pretty sure so what so you take your clothes off and sleep with people for money who cares who fucking cares no I'm not judging you for that I'm pretty sure I'm the one who was so pathetic that her friend had to buy a night with somebody for her just so that she didn't feel like the biggest loser ever on vacation mm-hmm no judgment from this corner let me tell you do people actually do that make you feel like crap in the morning oh well that's bullshit I'm sorry that who does that but double standard much okay so I'm not an asshole that's that doesn't that doesn't prove anything that just means I'm you know not the worst of humanity congratulations go me that's like getting a participation medal or something I just don't understand how I let someone so horrible so heartless in my head in my life for so long really says a lot about my judgment doesn't I'm sorry I should probably go back to the hotel and sleep this off even though it's not alcohol-induced it's it's pretty awful and I feel really pathetic right now so I'll I'll probably not catch you later cuz circumstances but it was nice seeing you again it was weird as it was I know it's not my place but nobody has the right to treat you like that you know that right cuz I mean I don't have a lot of experience in this but the experience I do have you were you're pretty incredible and I'm not just talking about the the sex stuff so I hope that I hope you realize that that's not okay I'll catch you around what well I think I do have to be embarrassed that's why I'm kind of trying to run away you're not making it very easy though yeah I know everybody has baggage I know it's just mine is kind of slapping me right upside the head right now and it's doing so at the most inopportune time and in front of what amounts to a complete stranger that has seen me naked Wow I'm gonna have to reconcile that later Oh okay wait whoa she didn't pay you again that's not why you're here right cuz holy fuck if she did that again Oh you still didn't answer my question she didn't did you follow me down here okay that is like all kinds of stalkery oh well I don't know what to say to that you I didn't think anything about seeing you again while I'm here were you really waiting we she probably wouldn't have cared if you crashed the the reception I mean they're they're all so into themselves right now they wouldn't have known which end was up so really well aren't you the sweetest why are you being so nice to me I mean yeah the sex was good but it probably wasn't that good by comparison so whatever else you've had again okay if you wanted to sit down you could have just asked you didn't you didn't need to flop us onto a chair like that hmm am I too heavy this feels like I'm heavy I'm on your lap like this um I can sit over there you just don't answer questions do you Oh not when they're silly question oh what do you mean adjust oh okay um like this oh like that um yeah the the dress is oh my well this is quite the predicament isn't it yeah I can feel you between my legs that was that was the point wasn't it you're grinding up against me I'm still a little sore from last night I'm not gonna lie it was it was intense job well done huh is that is that how you how you gauge that um well a job extremely well done I was lucky I was fucking able to walk this morning oh yes yes oh you are already very hard how do you do that occupational hazard very well played Oh we are fully clothed sitting on a lounge chair on the fucking beach and just rubbing on your cock like this Oh is making my pussy do things that until last night I didn't think were possible oh how do you do that mm-hmm don't answer that oh wait what oh yeah the dress comes down here here no no bro mm-hmm oh okay oh oh I'm glad they taste good mm-hmm your tongue feels really good I'm glad it tastes as good as it feels oh your hands on my hips are driving me downwards huh you are shoving me right on you oh it feels so good fuck are you gonna make me come like this is that the plan I don't care I don't care I don't care there's nobody out here they're all fucking drunk in the hotel it's a private beach all the cabanas are private mm-hmm even though they kind of open out onto the water there's nobody out there oh I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care oh fuck yes yes you have the most amazing eyes you know that I've never never seen eyes like yours before mm-hmm oh I feel like they're looking right through me oh god that feels so good oh you're gonna cock between my legs oh fuck I'm torn right now between just finishing like this uh-huh taking you out and sticking you inside me cuz I know how amazing that feels oh I'm so close I'm so close already Jesus oh yes I can't be loud cuz they will hear that we're not that far away.