A birthday trip to the stripclub brings a BIG surprise, and a little special treatment from an old aquaintance.
Yo, hey boss. Pretty quiet tonight, huh? Yeah, Thursdays are usually like this, I guess.
Do you want me behind the bar while it's quiet, or should I hit the stage again soon? Oh, hey Stacey. What's that? Private dance, sure, okay.
What room? Okay. Um, it's pretty quiet out there tonight, do you know who it is? Huh, okay, that's the group, right? They look like they're here for a birthday.
Oh, okay, sure, huh. Alright, well, one special birthday dance then. Are they in there now? Ready to go? Okay, I guess that means it's my time to shine.
No, it's cool, they look like they're a friendly bunch. I'm sure it'll be okay. Daddy's just gotta bring the cake.
I'll catch you in a bit. Alright, here goes. Hey there, cutie.
I hear it's your birthday. Oh my god, what the fuck? Um, you are who I think you are, right? You're.
.. No way, yeah, it's me. Well, obviously, Hex isn't my real name, it's a stage name, but, um, yeah, oh my god, how have you been?
I haven't seen you in, like, almost ten years. Wow. Um, hey, you gotta tell me, is it seriously your birthday? Because a lot of groups come in here faking a birthday because they think they're gonna get free drinks, but, like, is it really your birthday?
I'll ask the bar to send you some free drinks either way, I just wanna know, like, for myself. Really? Well, happy birthday.
Um, hang on, hang on a second. So, how's things? How are your parents? Great.
I always liked them. They always tipped me. Yeah, well, I guess I developed a thing for jobs that pay tips or I wouldn't be doing this.
Jeez, look at you. You really grew up, huh? Wow, um, like, seriously, sorry, this is, um, a little weird.
You're not the first person I know who's come in here not realizing that I was a dancer, um, but you might be the weirdest. I mean, the weirdest situation, not the weirdest person. Oh god, um, although I haven't seen you in a while, maybe you are weird, I don't know.
Oh god, why am I so awkward? Uh, yeah, no wonder I picked a job where people aren't typically interested in what I have to say. Um, so, uh, your friends paid for you to have a private dance, huh? Okay.
Would you still wanna do it, knowing that it's me? I don't mind if you do, I'm happy to, really. I'd love for you to let me know what you think afterwards.
Yeah? You do? Okay, great, um, this feels really silly all of a sudden, um, okay, sorry, um, let's get started, hm?
No! You know I always liked babysitting you. You were so easy to look after.
Well, I guess that you were old enough that you mostly looked after yourself, but still, hm, still a surprise to see you in a place like this. Uh, hey, no touching. Jeez, maybe you're not as well behaved as I thought you were.
But I don't mind if you look all you want. Um, here, how about I slip these down a little so you can check out these buns, huh? You like strong butts? It's got a good curve to it, huh? Oh god, I can't believe I'm doing this with you.
This is crazy. Oh god. Hm.
You like it when the shirt comes off, huh? Hm. What about that? You like it when I move like that? Bet you never thought you would see your old babysitter moving like this.
Bet you would be able to check out your old babysitter's butt. Up close and personal. Oh god.
I've been doing it for a couple of years. I love it. I mean, I get paid to work out and stay strong.
Dance and have fun and people throw money at me and tell me that I'm beautiful. What's not to like? I mean, it sure beats babysitting for a living, huh? You like that, huh? You're into big strong arms, is that it? Here, what about this? Would you like it if I flex right in your face? Like a muscle man, both arms up like this? Okay, well I'll tell you what.
Since it's your birthday, and since I know you're cool, you can touch them. Just don't tell the boss, alright? Come on.
While I flex, come on, touch it. Yeah, come on, touch it. Play with those muscles.
It's your birthday. I don't mind. Yeah, like that.
Nice and big. Why don't you do the shoulders as well? Feel those muscles.
I know, it's rock solid, right? That's why I spend so much time in the gym. Have you been with many muscular guys before? No, really? Well, you seem to be enjoying yourself, so you'd better make sure the memory lasts.
Come on, give them another squeeze. Yeah, there you go. That's it.
Good job. I feel a bit weird about this next bit. This is the part where I fully get down to my underwear.
The trousers come the rest of the way off, yes. Oh, fuck it, here. Oh boy, your eyes almost popped right out of your head.
I wear these because it really shows off the package. No, it's okay, you look all you want. Don't be embarrassed, that's why we're here.
See, let's make it easy for you and get this bulge right in front of your face. Like that. Up close and personal, just for you.
Well, I want you to feel special on your birthday, that's all. Well, I'll tell you what, it wouldn't be a lap dance if I didn't sit in your lap, would it? So how's about I straddle you and.
.. Okay, you really can't tell anyone that I've let you do this, but you can touch again, okay? That's it, come on.
You like those pecs? Hey, hey, not down there. Jeez, above the waist, please.
Does that feel nice? The feeling of those pecs and these abs? What about if I pose again like this and flex my arms for you? Get those biceps, get those shoulders.
You don't want to waste your time in here, do you? And do me a favor and don't even tell your friends about this, okay? I don't want word getting out that I've been breaking the rules.
What about that? Does that feel nice? When I move back and forth like that, huh? God, it really has been so many years since I saw you.
It's crazy seeing how much you've grown and how much you've changed. All grown up now, look at you. Sorry, is it okay if I play with your hair like that? Oh, I was your favorite babysitter, was I? If I remember correctly, I was your only babysitter.
Well, I didn't have the muscles back then, so it must have been my sparkling personality. Oh, that's nice of you. Maybe it's the face, too.
Thank you. You know, you haven't grown up too bad yourself, either. Well, I'm getting the sense that we can dispense with the dancing part because now you're just groping my muscles.
No, it's okay. I said you could. Don't worry about it.
It's a favor for an old friend. And it doesn't hurt that you're pretty cute these days. You like that I'm playing with your hair while you're touching me? Good.
Tell me, what's your favorite part that you've touched so far? Oh, you like the shoulders, huh? Come on, give them some more attention.
What if I flex like that, huh? Get your hands in there. I want you to feel every rock, solid, curve, and bump in those muscles.
Come on. That's it. There you go.
I want you to feel them at their best. Yes, seriously, I don't normally let people touch. You're very lucky.
I hope you appreciate it. Oh, hey, I said not below the waist. Jeez.
Someone has busy hands. God, talk about misbehaving. I wonder if your parents would still pay me to babysit you if it keeps you out of trouble.
Oh, I think you like that, don't you? Well, you know, I'm supposed to take my underwear off. But maybe I feel a little weird about that part with you.
Well, I think I'm detecting that you definitely are trouble. I think I'm detecting that you definitely are trouble. What are you.
.. Are you serious? You want to know if I offer any optional extras in here? Well, officially, no.
But unofficially, yes, of course, we all do. Although I'm not sure if the person I used to babysit is really someone who I'd be comfortable offering those services to right now. Well.
.. Touching is usually an extra 50, but you get that for free. Most people don't even do that.
And sometimes, if I like someone, they can watch me masturbate for an extra 100. And if a customer is really nice to me, I'll let them suck my cock for an extra 200. But, but, but, but, those aren't for you.
Well, because I haven't seen you in so long and it's a little weird, okay? And that's your time up anyway. Sorry, hot stuff.
Look, you didn't get to see me without my underwear. And it's your birthday. And you're an old friend, so this whole thing is on the house.
My treat. Yeah, I'm sure. You can tell your friends to thank me later.
And I'll maybe see about getting a round of drinks set to your table too. How about that? It's no problem, really.
It's been really nice seeing you. So grown up, you look totally different. You look great.
And c-.