75 Followers! - BTS - Chat

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Hello, my lovelies. You asked, and here you are. I gave you all the challenge of getting me 75 followers, and look at you.

You made it. I'm proud. Well done.

So you wanted to know how I go about creating these little audios and such. Well, luckily for you, I have all sorts of information to give you. Hopefully a little more tantalizing than I intend them to be.

It's a bit of looking behind the curtain, inside baseball, as it were. So I am a voice actor, a voice talent, a voice guy. I've been doing this sort of work since 2011, but I've been trained to do it since, well, any time I could get myself into a class.

But I have graduated college, I'm classically trained, and I'm using my powers for, well, I consider it good. It's one of those weird things in this particular bit of industry that, while you can potentially make a good deal of money pleasuring people behind a screen, it is looked down upon in the more legitimate circles. But I believe that is shifting, it's changing, it's doing something, certainly.

And this being audio, it's a bit more on the periphery and ignored, I think. Of course, I believe most people who are listening to these sort of things have, well, voice-activated genitalia, much like myself. Love me some dirty talk, works every time.

But here in this particular field, I wanted to differentiate myself a little bit. I wanted to be in this and have some sexy things, but I also wanted to not necessarily ruin them with comedy, but I wanted them to be a bit more realistic. Have a laugh while you're, you know, coming.

Or going, for that matter. Something to enjoy on the go, whether you're in the car, or you have a lonely evening at home, or you just need some time to yourself and, like, just a bit of a mind clearance. Good on you.

So that's where I kind of start most things, is what do I find sexy? What's something that I've seen or enjoyed? Because let's face it, you know, it's hard not to imbibe, ingest, consume these particular things without kind of making your own or enjoying it in that sort of way.

So I do have an entire list of things, and I should have better storylines in my mind, but I'm kind of waiting to delve deeper into that once I get a couple of people making some tips my way, which would be nice. But not necessarily required. I am at a time very busy with my usual work, so audios might be a little bit harder to come by, but I do try to make some of them available for everybody to enjoy, as well as make some longer audios for those to be tempted to join the subscription, and it will encourage me to create more work.

So tit for tat, as it were. So most of the time I do actually write these things out of what I want to say. There are times where I have improved in the past, and it just becomes a matter of editing, that I just remove the parts that I'm like, what the fuck happens now, and then we just go from there.

Which is incredibly easy to go like, it'd be sexier if this happened, or it'd be hotter if like, oh no, what if he waited just a minute, or teased, or something. And that's something I've kind of found, and I think I've been well-reviewed enough that I like to do this sort of technical thing while reading my own work, is that anytime you have an adjective squeezed, comes to mind, or pulled, pushed, thrust, etc. , you linger on those words a little bit longer than you usually would, just to give that, I don't know, elongation, pun intended, for those particular moments.

Or those who might be doing a hands-on experience while listening to some of my audio, which, that's fucking awesome. So yes, most of the time I do write them, most of the time I, you know, write something out that's like, ooh, this is getting me hot under the collar, and is also something that I can serialize, that I can turn into something that's, oh, this is part two of the Lilith story of this poor, sweet, innocent virgin boy being slowly, you know, experienced in the world of, who is clearly either a demon or just a very loose woman, I guess, who has taken it upon herself to teach this boy to be way more than he could have ever imagined. Which is amazing to me, and I kind of like it in the sense of like, ooh, it's kind of taboo in this way, and don't ever kind of see that side of it that much, because being a male artist in this sort of realm, or in this sort of avenue of one of the many avenues I do, I don't know if I can necessarily attack it the same way that some of the female voiceover people do in this sex work, I guess.

Because I feel, mostly, and maybe I just need more practice at this, and need to learn the script a bit better without sounding like, you know, I'm gonna murder you, that I think it's easier on that one side to be a bit more ASMR-y, a bit more tantalizing, as opposed to me potentially being like, you know, you wake up in a dungeon sort of scenario, and sweet nothing whispers, and various whip cracks, and chains, and handcuffs, and blindfolds, and mysterious liquids. Anyway, um, so there is that challenge, and where I want to rise to that challenge is like, yeah, you can have a laugh, you can have a moment in that, but there's hopefully still some, you know, heat, some spice to it all, that hopefully doesn't ruin the experience of like, that part was nice, more of this, and hopefully get people to arrive very well, and such. Recently I've been doing more, not necessarily impregnation, but definitely a lot of cream pie sort of stuff, which I think translates pretty well to the vocal world, in the sense that it, you know, if it's part of the story, and you just release inside something warm, and wet, and awesome, and it's, you know, very natural, I suppose, and it's very carnal, that sort of way.

As well as there's, you know, kind of this primal ownership, and be like, I came all over you, I own you now. Which hell, that might be the next storyline, sort of thing. A bunch of very good-looking Neanderthals, and only one female, who knows? So yeah, those are the challenges and stuff, but this is what I kind of enjoy to do, and it's, yeah, I do it more as like kind of a hobby, and if it makes money for this particular avenue, whatever, neato, cool.

But it doesn't necessarily have to, because I also do a bunch of audiobooks that, you know, have this sort of sexy stuff in it, which you are more than happy to check out at www.johnwatersvoiceover.com, some of which are free. Just go to promo codes on that site, and hit the thing that looks like, oh, there's probably some dirty shit in here, biggity-bam, next thing you know, you got an email. I'm very excited for the prospect that Messages works, and I would love, love to give some audios for commissions, or just a couple of bucks, or whatever.

That, oh man, I'd come, well, I'd come screaming for you guys, don't you worry. My voice is a little rough right now, I just finished reading an entire day, so trying to keep myself good, and not be all bleh for this, but this showed up at the end of the day. And I suppose I should throw a shout out to the user that got us to 75, so you can send them a thing, or whatever, Jemyea Whitney, Jemyea Whitney, thank you, you pushed us over the limit, 75.

I'll be doing a bunch more little audios and things, and then eventually I'll probably do something similar when I get to 85 or 90 followers, to be like, alright, if I do 10, we'll do another sort of something. But yeah, shit, I should have had you guys put questions out there and things, but oh well, whatever, I can do whatever. If you need a ringtone for your phone, or just something nice to listen to while you go to sleep, absolutely, let me know.

I'm only a message away. Have a good night, my lovelies.