18+ Pregnancy Series: I Catch You Pleasing Yourself!

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Hey, yo, baby, where you at? Come on, woman, where you at now? I got all this stuff that you wanted.

I got the spicy pickles. I got the Peter Pan extra crunchy peanut butter. I got these coconut juniors that you wanted.

The kettle cooked barbecue chips with the French onion dip and your favorite soda, root beer. Hey, yo, babe, where you at? Oh, damn, um, what you got going on up in here, baby? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean to startle you.

Um, no, it's okay. Don't be embarrassed. I'm not tripping.

No, baby. Listen, I'm not upset. I'm surprised.

I'm a little turned on. I'm not gonna lie, but I'm definitely not upset with you. Um, why didn't you wait for me, baby? What? Baby, how could you say something like that? You know I love your body.

Let me lay down beside you. Baby, what have I done to make you feel as if though I don't like your body? Oh, no, baby.

Well, I'm so sorry for that. I'm sorry for ever making you feel that way. I love your pregnant body.

No, I'm so serious, baby. You are as beautiful as you were the day that I met you. Right now.

No, I seriously mean that. You're glowing. I don't ever want you to feel like you gotta please yourself because I don't find you attractive.

You really can't think that, can you? Seriously. Well, I'm about to show you how attracted I am to my gorgeous wife.

You are the most gorgeous pregnant wife in the whole wide world. Baby, is that ice? Baby, this pregnancy has made you freaky.

You know I love that freaky shit. Let me ask you a question. Now, did you use the ice? I mean, where'd you put it? Oh, I thought you put it.

.. Oh, okay, okay. Only on the nipples.

Okay, I got you. I got. ..

No, no, no. It's cool. How about we finish up here? Then I'll lay up with you and rub shea butter all over your beautiful body.

And you can fall asleep in my arms. Oh, that sounds good, baby. And we should cut the vibrator back on, huh? No, we gonna use the vibrator.

I'm gonna make you use it on yourself while I love on you. Oh, baby, let me put it in real quick, okay? Oh my God, baby, you feel so wet.

This pregnancy is doing something to your body in the best way, baby, because you feel so good. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby. You don't have to go so fast.

I wanna really enjoy you. No, no, baby, baby, slow it down. Oh, God, I want you to feel every inch of me.

I want our souls to connect, baby, while we make love. I want our bodies to intertwine and connect as one. Oh my God, baby, that pussy feels so good.

Oh my God, open up your mouth. By the spin of your mouth, open up your mouth. Oh my God, swallow that shit, baby.

You like when I rub that ice on your nipples, don't you? Oh, that pussy is so wet, baby. Oh my God.

Oh, baby. Grind on me, baby. Put that vibrator on that pussy.

Just like that, baby, don't stop. Oh my God. Oh, you like when daddy spin around like that.

That's what you like, baby, when I spin around like that. That's what you like, baby. Oh my God.

Oh my God, it's getting so wet, baby. Oh, fuck. Why you shaking? Oh, you shaking so hard, baby.

Calm down, relax, relax, relax, relax. It's okay. Come lay on my chest.

No, no, no, it's okay, baby. No, I didn't come, it's okay. No, it's all about you, baby.

No, baby, you don't have to suck it, I promise you, it's okay. Come here. Oh, you still shaking so hard, baby, your legs and your thighs.

Oh, baby. No, you're not about to hop into a shower. You're going to lay right here on my arms.

What you mean that's nasty? These are our love juices. And you're tired.

Okay. Just lay on my arms, baby. Turn over.

Turn over. Oh, no. No, I just want you to go to sleep.

No, I promise I'm good. You won't catch me pleasing myself. I'm plenty pleased by you, baby.

You always satisfy me. Oh, no. You can get some rest, and whenever you wake up, we'll finish the second round, okay? No, baby, you're not going into work tomorrow.

No, I already told you, I didn't want you working. And I know, I know, I know you want to and you're able. But I got something planned for us tomorrow, okay? No, it's okay.

I already called off. No, that's okay. Yeah.

No, you don't have to worry about that either. I called Consuela, and she's going to come over tomorrow, and she's going to do some cooking and cleaning, okay? I told her that we will not be back until late, so she doesn't have to wait up.

I'm not going to tell you what I got planned for us, silly. Wouldn't be a surprise, no, would it? Baby, I don't know what got into you, but, Lord, I love it.

This pregnancy sex is like the best sex ever. Ow, why you hit me? No, baby, you know you the best I ever had.

No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, you're extra wet, and, you know, I'm loving it. It's all good.

I know this is like super awkward, especially right now. You know, I'm naked, you're naked, and we just got finished making love, but I don't think your daddy liked me too much. No, no, no, the reason, I know he loves me, I mean, of course he loves me, but I think your dad called us that last time we was at your parents' house for dinner.

You remember what happened. We were at your parents' house for dinner, and we volunteered to do the laundry, so we went upstairs, and we was in the laundry room on top of the dryer, and he was making all of that noise, and I had to put my hands over your mouth so you wouldn't be screaming too loud. And then I told you, like, the most toxic shit in the whole wide world.

I told you, you wasn't allowed to call your daddy, Daddy. You had to call him by his first name, that you can only call me Daddy from now on out. And then you said really loud, you said, yes, Daddy.

And then he said, huh, what you say, baby? I remember we laughed so hard thinking about that thing, like, oh, man. I'm just thinking about the legacy in the family that your parents built, and what our legacy in our family is going to be like.

I mean, I feel so blessed and so lucky to have you as my wife. And now I'm getting ready to be a father. It's going to be you, me, and baby girl.

That's my whole world. I live for y'all, and I will die for y'all. I'll protect you until my last breath.

I don't ever want you to feel like you're not safe or taken care of. Because I'll always be here for you, baby. I'll always be here for our daughter.

I want to kiss your belly real quick. Daddy loves you so much. And Daddy loves you too so much.

I'm just a little bit tired. No, baby, I don't mind. You need something from the kitchen.

No, sure, baby, I'll get whatever you want. You're having cravings. What do you want? Pickles and peanut butter.

Listen, you made me try that nasty crap last time. No, I don't want to try it. I'll go get it for you, but I'm not trying it.

No, I do love you. And yes, we are going through this thing together. But that does not mean I have to try all these little weird craving snacks that you have me trying.

Baby, you had like some French vanilla dip. And you mixed it with like jelly. And you was dunking a Slim Jim in it.

That's disgusting. No, that is disgusting. I don't see how you can do that.

No, I still love you. I mean, I know you're nasty, but disgusting. Disgusting.

I love you so much. No, I really do. I'll tell you that.

I know we joke sometimes, but I really do. I love you so much. I don't know.

I just don't know what my life would be like if I didn't meet you. And I get a chance to experience fatherhood. Yes, fatherhood is like the best feeling in the world.

No, actually those feelings of fear and anxiety has been replaced with joy and excitement. I'm not afraid. I can't be afraid.

Look at what we've created. Look at the life and the legacy we're building for ourselves. I already know it's going to be so amazing for our daughter.

I got the perfect name. I'll be naming her after you, baby. You know what I'll think of something.

I'm going to get up and I'm going to get you pickles and peanut butter. You want a what? You want a what? A blue slushie from 7-Eleven? You serious, baby? Okay, I'll go.

I'll go get it. You just want me to lay here with you. Look, if my baby wants a blue slushie from 7-Eleven at 2 o'clock in the morning, then my baby's going to have a blue slushie from 7-Eleven.

There's nothing in this world that I wouldn't do for you. There's nothing in this world that would stop me from showing you that you mean everything to me.