18+ My Toxic Valentine's

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It's almost one o'clock in the morning and you're sneaking in the house. Where have you been? Well, I've been sitting here in this chair in the dark for hours waiting on you to come home so I can surprise you.

Surprise, surprise. Wait, hold that thought. You didn't answer my question.

Where have you been? No, no, no, that's not true. You see, I called your mom because I was worried about you.

And then I called your best friend Denise and they both said that you were supposed to be here with me. So I decided to take matters into my own hands. I checked your share my location on your iPhone because I thought that maybe you was in some kind of danger or something.

And to my surprise, it said that you were at Ruth Chris Steakhouse. And then when you left Ruth Chris Steakhouse, you were at 1426 Ellerby Way. So I'm only going to ask you one more time.

No, stop it. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're not getting into that tonight.

Stop. I'm not going to let you stand there and play my face on Valentine's Day. Do you not see the roses on the floor? Oh, yeah.

I got the rose petals all over the floor like you're Prince Hakeem or something. You see the candles leading up to the bedroom? You know, I even prepared your favorite dish tonight, the chicken Alfredo with the broccoli, the toasted French bread, your favorite red wine.

Shh, be quiet. No, no. I don't want you to talk.

I want you to listen. You had your opportunity to speak. You didn't want to say anything.

So I don't want to hear one word from you. The food got cold. The candles, they melted and you were out cheating on Valentine's Day while I was here.

No, shut up. You were cheating on Valentine's Day while I was here waiting on you. I'm only going to ask you this one more time because I'm really starting to get impatient with you.

Where were you? Get over here now. You're lying.

You are lying to me. Look at you. Look at you.

You smell like men's cologne and you got hickeys on your. .. Who the hell is this? Give me your phone.

Give me your phone now. Happy Valentine's Day, baby. Wish we had more time, but I know you had to get back home to your lame ass boyfriend.

LOL. Hope he enjoys my sloppy seconds. Eggplant emoji from Brandon.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

On Valentine's Day. What do you mean? What's so funny? This whole situation is hilarious.

I'm going to tell you what I find so funny about this whole situation. I'm not even tripping on this Brandon thing. In fact, I hope you enjoyed yourself tonight.

I hope you enjoyed yourself as much as I enjoyed Denise. Oh, oh yes. Yes.

You see, when I called your best friend Denise, she actually confessed that you were out with Brandon. I told her about my romantic surprise and all the plans that I have for us tonight and she really broke down. She started telling me how much of a great guy I was and how you didn't deserve to be treated that way by a toxic woman.

And do you want to know what she also said? She said, why should you be the only one having fun tonight? And why should my hard work and effort go to waste? So I started thinking about that thing and I asked her, what did you have in mind? She says she wants to come over.

So I let her and we had an amazing time. Oh my God, baby, honestly, you don't got nothing on your best friend. Denise goes hard.

Okay. Oh, you don't believe me. Okay.

Well, I have proof. Denise, come in here. You see what goes around comes around and two can play that game.

Oh, so now you're begging. Now you're pleading. Okay.

I got one question to ask you. How are you going to make this up to me? Get on your fucking knees, pull daddy dick out.

Start sucking that shit. Shut the fuck up and suck my dick. Denise, what are you talking about? Get over here and help her.

Matter of fact, get behind her, eat her pussy. That's what you do. Both of y'all shut the fuck up and do what I say.

Suck that dick, baby. Oh my God. Fuck made me come, baby.

Baby made me come. Oh, fuck. I want y'all to kiss each other.

No, no, no, no, no. I want you to get over here and suck my dick. I want both of y'all to suck my dick at the same time.

Y'all tongue kiss each other. Oh, I want my dick to be in between both of y'all. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Oh my God. Make that shit real fucking nasty. Spit on that fucking dick.

Ooh, slob on that fucking dick, you dirty ass bitch. You like that fucking shit, don't you? I bet Brandon didn't make you suck his dick like this, did he? I'm going to fucking bust in your fucking mouth.

That's what you want, don't you? Oh. Mm.

Denise, get down there. I want you to lick her pussy. Lick her pussy.

Oh my fucking God. Oh. Mm.

Oh. Oh, shit. That feels so fucking good.

Oh my God. I want both of y'all to get right back here. I'm about to fucking cum.

Oh. Oh, fuck. I'm about to cum.

Fuck. I'm about to fucking cum. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh my God. Oh. Oh my fucking God.

Mm. You fucking dirty ass, nasty ass bitch. Oh, y'all so fucking nasty.

Get over here. No, get over here now. I want you to get your shit and get the fuck out.

You go back to Brandon. Denise, you get your shit and you get the fuck out. I want to enjoy the rest of my Valentine's Day alone.

Happy Valentine's Day.