100 Follower Special! [A Bit of Everything]

Transcript

Hello everyone. Well, I hit three digits. I find that crazy and thank you, thank all of you so much.

And especially a few of you. You know who you are. And you know why.

And it's an honor. Somehow, I got this. I fell face forward.

I fell face fucking forward into something really cool. Anyway, um, this is just gonna be somewhere in between rambling and encouragement, I think. I don't know.

I really have been enjoying this. It's nice. Like, there's also that game mode.

I'm gonna try the game mode again. Every time, every time you hear that thing, basically, it just means I was scoring a point. I find this so fun.

It might be boring to listen to, or it might be funny. One of the or the other, but. Quite frankly, I don't care.

It's my audio. Fuck you. Also, it feels so good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Maybe I'll try and improv something. What do you think, listener? Who I know is totally talking to me right now.

I could probably pull some shit off. I don't know. I have, I actually went into this with no game plan.

So, like, literally, no game plan. Usually, I got something. Yeah.

But not today. And I'm not gonna pretend like I can hear you this time. This is, this is just gonna be me.

Hopefully, I do. Hopefully, I get your Okay, I'm sure this is getting a little boring. I do want to keep using it, though.

I do hope you've been playing with yourself, though. I need some lube. Just, ah.

Whoa. Okay. Okay.

There, there, there, there. That's enough right now. Let you hear that.

Yeah. I need more lube. Okay.

Just gonna. Yeah. I wish this was you so much.

The wet sound of your face. You're such a good girl. Kind of just flipping in and out of the role.

Do you like it when I jerk off to you? No. I don't love that you get off to me.

Now I'm using me. Being a good boy for you. Can you please touch yourself, too? Please, please.

Thank you. Now go faster. That's a good girl.

It's a seamless transition. I don't know why I'm doing that, but, you know. Totally a hard cut there.

Wait a second. It doesn't even show my audio. I got that fixed.

Okay. Yeah, I'm going to give you more of a glimpse on the other side. Because I actually do a lot of effort, or put in a lot of effort, I should say, in the audio quality.

Like, I use fucking Adobe for it. I take this very seriously. Yeah, I use like, I got a copy of Premiere Pro and Photoshop and all of those goodies.

And it's just because I want to make things. Get the mess out of you, baby. Let me turn you into a quivering.

.. Drop the plot. Shit.

Oh, should I use that timeline? That's not even a question for you. I'm going to put a lot more lube on.

Really, really wet. The thing is awkward to use sometimes, admittedly. It's not tight.

This isn't a BDSM thing. It's basically just a vibrator. It's meant for the dick, I think.

They're advertised as quote-unquote training tools, but I promise you I'm far past the need of training. Far past. Sometimes I last too long.

That's a funny thing, actually. There. There she is.

Yeah, that's fun. Especially since the way it works kinda. ..

Kinda fuck it. Kind of. Maybe I don't know how to use it correctly, but who cares? It's really fun.

And it's got a few modes. There's pulsing. It's like a siren.

Oh. Oh, I can get. ..

I can get used to that one. This one is just. ..

Okay. I'm just gonna sustain it on moderate mode. And use it to jerk off with, because I can do that too.

All you ladies out there should have told us about these things. Also, for any dudes that might be listening for some reason, maybe buy whatever. I do some content meant for anybody, so whatever.

Okay, anyway. If you're gonna buy a vibrator for somebody, you should absolutely. ..

Don't make it a surprise. It's not the type of thing. ..

All girls are different in that way. And even ones that. ..

Fuck. Just communicate with your partner. Uh.

.. Yeah. It's not being picked up by the mic, oh gosh.

Sorry. Does it need to get sloppier for you to hear? Lower.

I'm choosing lower. Yay. Uh.

.. Oh yeah. Oh.

That's an idea. That's a scummy idea, but an idea nonetheless. So, well, it's 15 minutes in, I wanna discuss it.

And that is the reason I made that promise about paywall. Not that long ago I was just a lonely dude. And.

.. Well, recently that kinda changed. Kinda.

So, I still freshly remember what it was like. .. To be.

.. To not be laid. And, uh.

.. There's a predatory nature to it. I'm not here.

No, no, you know the places I'm talking about. And maybe it's more systematic. I don't know.

Maybe I just can't get with the times, despite being a guy who's got monetized content. I don't expect you to subscribe. I only want you to give me money for being me.

I know that me as a person is good enough. Especially for, like, I mean, come on. Like, one of you must be, like, some millionaire.

And. .. I'm a very good boy, right? I'm a good boy for you? Okay.

Let's. .. Oops, sorry, I keep touching the pop filter.

Um. .. Oh, the game is still on.

Yeah, let's keep playing that. I wish I had something, like, kinda. ..

Taunting me. Teasing me. I guess that game itself.

I don't know. I really wish I had somebody to call me. I don't know.

I'm a good boy. So, fun fact. All of my audios are actually, like, not styled.

They've always been, like, developments. But, like, rooted in Femdom. Because that's just what I was into.

And I guess it's worked. Because nothing gets me going like. ..

Like you calling me a good boy. Yeah. Yes.