1. Cuddle with Sir

Transcript

Good morning. How did you sleep? You were out like a rock last night.

Well, we were making love for like four hours in the end, so it makes sense if you were completely exhausted. I think I'll be skipping my workout this morning after that performance, Little Miss Sex Machine. Plus, it's been so, so long since we've slept in together.

There's absolutely nothing we need to do today and nowhere we need to be. Hell, we can even stay in bed all day if we want. Order your favorite takeout food, watch your favorite movies.

Yes, even those cheesy romantic comedies you love so much. I'm gonna sit through them all just to have you by my side. Or, a little bit later, we could go on an adventure if you want.

A hot coffee date outside, walking in nature, just like we used to do when we first met. So, how about it? Well, you don't need to make any decisions just yet.

I just want to hold you tightly in my arms, stroking your hair and your forehead, giving you little butterfly kisses. I know, maybe the occasional tickle. I know exactly where you're the most ticklish, remember? Okay, so just relax completely and soak up this opportunity to really let go of all the stress and tension in your body.

Feel my warm hand on your forehead, softly stroking your skin and my other hand on your belly as you breathe in and out, in and out. In and out. I used to do this years ago, remember? When you were in that crazy stressful job, I'd get you to lie in bed with me just like this and feel the breath of your belly going in and out, in and out.

It never took long for you to let go. I think our nervous systems regulate so well together. Hmm, you know, spending time with you really is like coming home.

I mean it. I've never felt like this with anyone before. You mean so much to me.

I really can't imagine my life without you. I know we've been together before, you and I, we are kindred souls and you know it. We've probably been husband and wife in some old English castle 500 years ago or even battling alien forces together in some other dimension in a past life.

Hey, don't laugh. You know we've totally gone to war together. Seems like sometimes we still are.

You know, the way this world is right now, it sometimes makes you want to stay out of the covers, right? But, I've got you and you've got me. We are in this together, always.

You want me to tell you something I've never told you? I actually can't believe I've still never told you this. Hmm, still not sure if I can.

Okay, you know when we met all those years ago, we were friends for ages. We were both going out with other people off and on. Well, the whole time you were really the only person that was there for me.

And you still are. I guess I actually always had feelings for you, even back then. But I guess the timing just wasn't right.

All I know now is that everything has worked out and we're exactly where we're meant to be. But, enough with all of this talk for the moment. What do you want to do right now? Oh, really? I don't know if I can go another round just yet after last night.

Parts of me are still recovering. But, I'm sure I'll be ready again for tonight though, don't you worry. As for now, how about I run you a nice hot bubble bath.

And then after, you can lay your naked body back here on the bed. And I'll cover you in fragrant massage oil from head to toe and slowly rub over every part of your entire body. I'm not gonna miss anything at all.

And I think I'll leave the very best part of the massage right towards the end. Well, I'm sure you can use your imagination as to where that might be. Remember last time I used that special technique with my fingers and you came like three times in a row?

Well, we might have to try that again. What do you think? Hmm, that looks like a very clear yes that you're giving me right now, judging by your expression.

I guess the only thing we're still missing is chocolate, right? Don't worry, I just bought a few blocks of it yesterday. You could have some in the bath and I'll make you some hot tea with it.

Or maybe a glass of champagne instead. Just to celebrate how fucking awesome a human being you are. Yep, I know just how to treat my queen.

Don't you worry about a thing, my dear. I got you. you.